My friend and I as she drives me home
Her: *talking about someone in our school having a foursome*
Me: I dont get that its weird. I mean even threesomes are weird
Her: I know right sex is two people at a time.
~ 2 minutes later ~
Her: You know what though? How many members are there in One Direction?
Me: Five
Her: Yeah I would have a six-some with them. Then I would just love to watch Zayn and Niall because they are perfect for eachother
+one direction;  +ziall;  +zayn malik;  +niall horan;  +nialls hubby;  +zayns wifey;  +Im not even kidding;  
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