i was reading deadpool then my sister took her tablet back :(

+things i say;  +but im lame so;  +twexts;  

+lp;  +my baby daddy;  

Well then

Well then

+cooooooooooooooookie moooooooooooster;  


"I Swear I Didn’t Seriously Ship It At First, It Just Sort of Happened" a novel by me

+twexts;  +fucking lilo;  +i thought it was a stupid shipk;  +now it just wont stop;  


Flawless celebrities: When I was 14 -years-old, I made this PowerPoint presentation, and I invited my parents into my room and gave them popcorn. It was called ‘Project Hollywood 2004’ and it worked. I moved to L.A. in January of 2004.


i don’t think anyone actually likes me

+twexts;  +basically;  +me;  

pink perrie is my fave perrie literally the only reason this exists by thehalfbloodtribute featuring canvas shoesTopshop top / Black cardigan, $22 / Alice Olivia short skirt / Converse canvas shoes, $76
+polyvore;  +fashion;  +style;  +Topshop;  +Alice + Olivia;  +Converse;  +perrieedwards;  

Get the hot girl. Defeat her evil exes. Hit love where it hurts.


  • Harry needs a haircut
  • Louis needs a haircut
  • Niall could probably use a haircut
  • Liam needs to shave
  • Zayn needs to find a way to look ugly
+twexts;  +1d;  

+lt;  +can louis cut his hair like this again;  +ok thanks;  


I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way


*Niall turns into Liam*
Me: Wait what...

but what was the point of the fucking ball though

+things i say;  +but im lame so;  +twexts;  +one direction;  +1d;  +seriously though why;  

@5SOS: If you think this band would ever change for anyone or anything, you don’t know this band well enough.